Sunday, October 14, 2012

Major Saab (1998)


I am writing this with a sinking, guilty feeling in my stomach.
But it must be written.
When I started this little project, to basically keep track of what I have watched in my endeavor to “watch every Bachchan movie”, was to always be honest about what I thought about the innumerable movies I’ve watched. And since my recent discovery of the treasure trove that is the Netflix DVD library, it’s become easier for me to find movies that I have trouble finding.
I also realize that there is .001% chance that Mr. Bachchan, out of pure curiosity may visit and skim through this blog every now and then so I feel extra guilty and pensive about writing a critique that’s not exactly…nice.
But, as stated through my 70 reasons for loving Big B…I have learned to be honest.
And now I must be honest. 
So, with another apology, here is what I thought of the movie from 1998, directed by Tinnu Anand and Varinder Raj Anand, Major Saab
I think the same thing went wrong with Major Saab as it did with Mard. The thought was beautiful, the idea, the passion with which the idea was conceived was superb but…there were problems in execution.
In attempting to describe to a friend why Major Saab made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon, the only suitable explanation was that the writer forgot to tell me why I had to give a crap about what was happening.  The entire movie seems to be a series of incomplete thoughts that, in the end, seriously fail in convincing me that using army and military resources to get your cadet to marry a girl is not a good idea. If, perhaps, the relationships were better established or made more sense, the change in Major Jasbir Sing Rana was so drastic…Ah!
And again, as in Mard, Amitji’s leading lady wasn’t all there. Beautiful and sweet to be sure, but lacked a little something that would have set her at par with her husband or her two co-stars. Ajay Devgn found firm footing throughout the movie to be sure and, as always, Amitji delivered a very convincing performance as a very stern major with a soft side for his men. But, as stated above, the story felt disjointed.
The only positive part of the movie was the song Sona Sona and the banghra that ensues but other than that, all my respect to the cast and crew of this movie but…not a movie that is worth seeking and watching.
I PROMISE the next review I have time to write will be on a movie I adore! Lal Badshah and Mrityudata.
Until then, 
IS 


Sunday, October 7, 2012

Happy Birthday to Mr. Bachchan....here's Seventy For Seventy for Mr. Bachchan's birhday


What is written below is the culmination of several months work, it has been subject to editing, changes and endless scrutinizing and has become a route to self-discovery. What is written below was dreamt with the hopes that it will be read by You, Mr. Bachchan, and perhaps will help accomplish the goal which I shall convey as I write this.

We love Amitabh Bachchan because…
1.      Through his movies, starting with Zangeer in particular, he taught us what doing the right thing meant, and how to be honorable to not only your family, your traditions and your community, but also how to find honor within yourself.
2.      His booming voice, when delivering a dialogue like the famous one in the temple in Deewar never fail to send chills down our spine, making the character more palpable for the viewer.
3.      He gave us a character like Vijay Varma, who is so completely torn in a world where black and white way of thinking cannot and does not exist, yet in this world filled with so many shades of gray, Vijay shows us where we should lead ourselves.
4.       Songs like “mere angne main” or “come on- come on” will happily get stuck in anyone’s head for a long time, but the singer will never complain of their internal jukebox’s song selection.
5.      His song “rozana” never fails to make me stop and find myself weeping at the heartache that I hear coming through the speakers of the car as I listen to it on my way to or from work/school, or through my headphones.
6.      He, for the past 28 years, has welcomed his Sunday well-wishers with a smile and appreciation for their love, support and adoration, when other actors would have shunned such an outpouring of emotion from their fans.
7.      He gave us characters like Padshah Khan from Khuda Gawah, and having their inner strength become examples for the viewer, and for embodying a Patthan who honors their promises with all their might, no matter what the cost.
8.      Showing us his version of the Godfather in Sarkar and reminding each and every one of us the diversity that lies within his abilities as in actor, and making his Subhash Nagre an embodiment of pure power.
9.      Having gone through an experience and an illness after the infamous Coolie accident, and coming out the other side stronger and better for having gone through the experience.
10.  Mr. Bachchan practices what he preaches. And by this I mean that through his blog, he always tells his beloved Ef to always view obstacles and trials and hardships as a learning experience. He has been practicing this very principle for the past few decades.
11.  He is a pillar of strength, an endless well of experience, knowledge, and an almost unholy strength to persevere that, to fans like myself, are an ideal to live up to. His willingness to teach these values to those who listen to him, make him that much more admirable.
12.  When experiencing a personal hardship, fans can turn to his movies like Bade Miyan, Chote Miyan and lose themselves in the colorful music and story of the movie and not worry about the dark reality that surrounds them once the movie is over.
13.  He engrosses each and every single of his viewers so completely into his characters: he truly brings something for everyone. Physical strength for the young men, mental strength of the wizened men. Expressions of pure adoration for his leading lady that creates swooning figures from females of all ages, and touches every woman’s heart with his sincerity.
14.  He played Vicky in Sharaabi, a character I treasure with all my heart for the ache in his heart and the gold that pours from his pocket as his heart pumps goodness. Vicky stands as an ideal in so many ways I think, that society as a whole should model and mold itself to understand why Vickybabu’s lesson is so significant.
15.   Not only do Mr. Bachchan’s characters resonate through different cultures, but he himself blurs cultural lines and allows non-Indians to come to love and respect him as much as any native Indian. I discount my own story, being from the Middle Eastern heritage and having more exposure to Hindi movies. But I bring forth my best friends story: an American born and raised yet he exudes the same excitement at the prospect of Sholay in 3D as any other Amitabh Bachchan fan.
16.  Through this enthusiasm he has created in me, and this desire to see and absorb all his 189 movies (according to IMDB), I have started to learn Hindi, and have started to progressively get better at watching a movie without English subtitles being needed desperately.
17.   An Assyrian-Catholic born in Iran, into a regime who could and would not accept my family’s religion, and coming to regard America as my home, through Amitabh Bachchan’s movie, and the influence through his movies, I found myself slowly begin to make amends with the country and a part of the world I was born into, but so often resented. For this reconciliation between my present self and my past, this burgeoning pride in being of Middle Eastern descent, I am forever grateful.
18.  Again, this spell he casts over anyone who sees his movies create the opportunity to learn more. When, in his movies, you see him performing some kind of prayer, a ritual, natural curiosity drives one to Google and you ultimately find out things that were so foreign to you before watching a movie. For example, in Agneepath, when Vijay’s character walks into the sea holding the figure of Ganesha, I had no idea the festival was called Ganesha Chaturthi, or what it all meant. But I now understand the festival and find it incredibly beautiful.
19.  Unexposed as I am to Indian literature, through Mr. Bachchan’s open and appropriate adoration for his father, I have discovered works like “Madhushalla” and although I lack the language skills to feel the full power of his poetry, I am mesmerized by the depth of the words that are so powerful, they do not lose themselves in translation.
20.  Being a connoisseur of movies, and shamelessly so, never before have movies ever made me reflect internally as movies like Inquilaab, which I consider highly underrated, Agneepath, Sharaabi and most prominently, Deewar. The list of movies that make me actually think is longer, these are just those that have permanently altered or allowed me to be aware of other ways of thinking. Again, the exposure of the shades of gray throughout life is a theme in the mentioned movies that I have taken to heart.
21.  In Do Aur Do Paanch, not only did I learn that 2+2 does not equal 5, I also found myself breathless with laughter and in awe of Mr. Bachchan’s ability to do lighthearted comedy and bring in such ferocious intensity.
22.  His Jan Jaani Janardhan’s selfless act and loyalty in the name of friendship and love, an inspiration for the viewer to model, this true friend.
23.  His fast talking Genius in Aladin never fails to make the viewer laugh, but Mr. Bachchan’s incomparable skills as an actor presents an interesting contrast in the darkness he lets slip through the character.
24.  Jai in Sholay a quiet, unassuming character who embodies friendship, gifting me my own best friend through our love for this incredible movie.
25.  The fact that after the Coolie accident, Amitabhji continued filming the movie from where he left off and continued the filming of the movie, only speaks to the character of the man, a lesson in perseverance for the world.
26.  Despite all his fame, all his accomplishments, and all the love that is displayed for him, Mr. Bachchan’s ability to keep his humility, to stay humbled and amazed by the attention and affection he receives, is a lesson for the world. Mr. Bachchan’s ability to stay humble is beautiful and, in turn, humbling for his fans.
27.  He has gifted the world with Abhisheck Bachchan whose beautiful and bubbly personality is truly a light in the world.
28.  Every time Amitji cries in any movie, the world stops and cries with him.
29.  In Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham, he develops and grows and admits his mistakes as a father, as an elder. This for me shows that no matter how long it takes, one must admit mistakes.
30.  He is equally terrifying and heartwarming in Aks.
31.  Vijay in Don makes me want to go to Banares and dance.
32.  Through my love for Amitji’s movies, I learned Banares is another word for Veranasi.
33.  He makes me wish and plan to visit Mumbai, Alahabad and the state of Rajasthan.
34.  Through Mard, the British Raj’s cruelty and their mistreatment of Indians, was put into perspective for me as a historian.
35.  Through all his writings, all his movies, all his actions, I have learned religious tolerance on a different level of understanding.
36.  Even after decades, his Vijju in Bhuddah is still the greatest, baddest mother lover in the world.
37.  He taught the world that doing the right thing isn’t always easy. But you must take the hard road to keep your honor.
38.  In his three character movie Mahaan, the distinction made between the father and two sons is admirable and not easy to pull off successfully as Amitji.
39.  Through admiration for him, I’ve become an expert on the geography of India. I know the states and their layouts as well as I know the United States.
40.  He made me fall in love with India, but through Inquilaab, I also know and understand the country’s not perfect, but that does not stop it from being beautiful Hindustan.
41.  His Shahenshah is a bigger badass then Batman.
42.  He displays respect and love for his fans, unlike any other celebrity I’ve heard about.
43.  Mr. Bachchan understands the principle of doing good deeds without having to make a public display of it.
44.  He makes being unusually tall with really long legs a good thing, something to be proud of!
45.   The way he runs is always a wonder to watch, makes the viewer want to stand up and run down the platform in slow motion. Truly a wonderful thing to behold.
46.  Despite being one of the most poetically inclined, philosophical, thoughtful writers I’ve had the privilege of reading, through his blog and tweets, yet his refusal to acknowledge this talent again highlights a humility I can only hope to someday achieve.
47.  His character from Department is one of the craziest badasses I’ve seen portrayed in cinema.
48.  Arjun Singh’s revelation into the English language and the weirdness of the language that becomes apparent to bi and multilinguals
49.  He is the only actor I can forgive for playing and pulling off characters named “Tiger”, because somehow, the name fits him and his bigger than life personality.
50.  His Babu character in Satta pe Satta scares the hell outta me, but the ending, Amitabhji never lets you hate the character for long. Instead, you find yourself cheering for him to find and complete his love story. The intensity of the character of Babu is to be commended.
51.  His ghost in Bhoothnath is amazingly complex and manages to go from a pretty terrifying ghost to a very sexy old man in one fell swoop.
52.  For gifting disillusioned fans like me with a movie like Khakee, because after watching so many movies, having been born in a movie going culture and movie loving world, it is hard to find a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat. My goal of watching Mr. Bachchan’s every movie led me to watch Khakee and I found myself screaming and yelling at the television.
53.  In every movie, I learn something new about India, or Indian culture, mentality and philosophy, and sometimes I learn about the history of the country, as I did from Eklavya.
54.  For making movies like Nisabd that make you question your own thoughts about love and the various forms of it, and the procession of age and how to handle what life throws at you. The movie made me uncomfortable, because it was a story, a setting that was foreign and unacceptable in so many aspects of society. But through Amitji, I believe I have a new perspective on what love can and should mean.
55.  As stated, my goal of watching every movie that starred Amitaji has led me to wonderful, incredible stories like Shootout At Lokhandwalla, and through my tendency of wanting to always know the story behind the story, I once again became educated on Indian news and politics and how the system works. This cross-cultural training I have been receiving has, I believe, made me more perceptive.
56.  For simply staring in Sarkar and Sarkar Raj, and giving us Subhash Nagre.
57.  He played Debraj Sahi, and I believe that character from Black needs no further introduction, nor praise. Those who have seen this incredible piece of cinema will agree with me and lend their voices to my praise for Mr. Bachchan for Debraj Sahi.
58.  He created magic with Dharmendra in Sholay, Chupke Chupke and Ram Balra, giving us, the avid viewer, a friendship and brotherhood on screen that is incomparable, and leaves fans like myself wishing that Amitji and Dharamji had or will make more movies together.
59.  Thanks to the song “chal mere bhayii” from Naseeb, my sisters and or my best friend and I can sing it to each other to signal that we had a bad day, without having to put to words that we had a bad day. We instead have started singing.
60.  Every day, when I’m driving home from work, I can blast “Jumma Chumma” from Hum in the car and sing along to my heart’s content, and ignore the fact that I go to work Saturday mornings!
61.  His Badshah Khan from Khuda Gawah is one of the most classic lovers in any movie or story I’ve heard or seen.
62.  I can stutter “s-s-steady” and my family, or those who have seen Amar Akbar Anthony, will understand what I am talking about.
63.  He proved that politics is a game that has no room for decent, honorable men. It is no place for those who wish to enter the spectrum to do good for their country.
64.  Mr. Bachchan never seems to shy away from admitting mistakes and errors in public. What a beautiful thought that is, no?
65.  For giving a heart stopping performance in Kaala Patthar.
66.  For the diamond he played Lawaaris.
67.  Because his character in Khuud-Daar teaches honor and principles that we always forget in the modern world, where money is everything, and values have no weight.
68.  For asking for non-veg jokes in Bunty Aur Bubli.
69.  Because he is so talented, you forget he is the actor who is portraying Auro in Paa with such incredible ease and grace. He creates such an unforgettable character, again, stepping out of his own bounds, his own comfort zones to make his audience think and consider.


70. For simply being Amitabh Bachchan. And no one else.
I wish you a very happy birthday sir, and hope this labor of love has accomplished the purpose it was started for: With all that I have read in your blog, where you share your thoughts and feelings so freely and sweetly, I feel a constant turmoil in Your writing, as if You are seeking to discover why so many people seek Your attention, Your approval. 
People like myself for example. 
And I feel as if I have taken on the responsibility to attempt to explain our love for you. 
But I realize that I can only justify myself to You, and perhaps those rare few out there, members of Your E.F. perhaps or one of Your 3 million followers on Twitter, may be in my situation, and may share my seasonings for seeking Your attention so diligently and wholeheartedly.
I know I am lacking in words, in knowledge, in experience to completely convey why you are so important to so many people around the world. But I hope this list of reasons can give you a small idea. 
I am also poor, and too insignificant to believe I could physically present you a gift for your birthday. So I give you my love, my respect, and my hopes for everlasting happiness. And my prayer that you forever reside under the Grace of God. 
I ask your forgiveness in all that is lacking here. 
Love always,
 Ishtar...California se eka bagil larki
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